NO UNDER 18s - “Sexy Time” — it's a phrase that makes us blush, giggle, and instantly tense up. Because let’s face it: sex is still a taboo, a hush-hush “shhhh,” a secret we’re all only half-pretending we understand. But what if sex wasn’t just about whispers and awkward silences? What if Sexy Time was also Show Time, Me Time, Us Time, or even Now Time?
Welcome to The Secrets of Sexy Time, a hilarious and empowering ladies' afternoon where we decode the delightful mysteries of intimacy — without the shame, without the stigma, and with plenty of laughs along the way. Think of this as the ultimate fusion of comedy club and intimacy therapy, where your favorite stand-up comedian and intimacy guru, Timothy Kieswetter, takes center stage.


Timothy, with over 14 years of coaching and therapy under his belt, combines his sharp wit and expertise in a one-of-a-kind comedy therapy session. He's here to serve up the secrets, sprinkle in some confidence, and help women unlock the pleasures of their relationship’s most secret (yet most rewarding) currency.


Throughout the afternoon, Timothy will help us explore the different “times” — because who says sex isn’t about timing? Whether it’s Show Time (performance anxiety, performance tips), Me Time (self-love secrets), Women’s Time (empowerment for women), or Time is Up (breaking taboos and setting new boundaries), this show is about taking control and enjoying every moment, so that you never again get suck on Down Time


And because sexy talk deserves some serious gadgetry knowledge, there will be a toy tutorial — a detailed, fun-filled walkthrough of the latest adult toys, demystifying what’s new, what’s fun, and what can bring more to your Sexy Time.


So ladies, get ready for an afternoon of laughs, revelations, and secret tips to turn your Sexy Time into Show Time — where empowerment meets pleasure, and silence turns into a symphony of satisfaction.


Because in this show, time’s not just ticking — it’s about making your time the best time.


It might just put your marriage back in the mood again

Limited secure parking available
Bar Available
All seats are allocated by the theatre management
Tables seat 8
(no alcohol may be brought on to the premises)
We open 90 mins before show
Our venues are wheelchair friendly.
Please liase with Theatre managament for wheelchair parking and seating arrangements. 0824998636